communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(Source: xxxkit)

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

charliestgay:

Remember those swiffer commercials where the broom was like in love and in the background they would play ‘who’s that lady’ and it was just